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Although gravity had taken its toll Connie, she had devised a way to look youthful...
"You look just like your profile picture."
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'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'
'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'
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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...
"I picked him up cheap on eBay."
Tags:technology, modern life, computer, computers, internet, online, shopping, online shopping, internet shopping, e-commerce, ecommerce, online auction, online auctions, internet auction, internet auctions, cheap, good deal, house husband, house husbands, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, online dating, internet dating, cleaning, washing the dishes
'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'
"We met online."
"I've never been one to reveal myself in Tiny Glimpses."
"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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'You said you lived in a gated community.'
"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."
Tags:boyfriend and girlfriends, boyfriends and girlfriends, dates, date, young couple, young couples, couple, couples, new relationship, new relationships, online dating, on-line dating, dating app, dating apps, courtship, courtships, traditional courtship, traditional courtships, young love, millennial, millennials, love, in love, romance, romantic, romantics, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I once mistakenly thought I was dating someone for a whole month because I couldn't tell his texts were sarcastic."
Tags:sarcastic, sarcasm, sarcasticness, text, texts, text message, text messages, misread, misreads, misreading, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, tone, tones, date, dates, dating, single, single life, single lives, misinterpret, misinterpreting, misinterpretation, hard to read, difficult to read, prickly, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, modern life, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, internet dating site, internet dating sites, ambiguous, ambiguity
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
Tags:online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates
"Mario Patrizio, Conte di Cellini-Vasconi --- Eurotrash or Eurotreasure?"
Tags:gossip, gossiping, gossipers, gossip queen, gossip queens, rumor, rumors, rumour, rumours, spreading rumors, spreading rumours, picky, particular, choosy, critical, criticize, criticise, critic, critics, superficial, shallow, glib, smack talk, talking trash, talking behind someone's back, women, woman, friend, friends, girl talk, dating, date, dates, online dating, singles, single, dating app, dating apps, opinion, opinionated
'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'
Why did you cancel your Uber?
'You're not how I imagined you'd look from your avatar, Conan.'
"Well, I had a lovely evening, but now I've got to hurry up ahead and try to lose you on a side street."
Tags:dating, date, dinner date, formal date, first date, bad date, breakup, break up, broken up, broke up, dislike, mismatch, unmatched, uninterested, online dating, blind date, set up, run away, runaway, ditched, stood up, perfect match, singles, single, white lie, white lies, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, blind date, blind dates, nightmare, nightmares, rejection, rejections, harsh, rejecting, reject, rejects
"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."
Tags:rubenesque, euphemism, euphemisms, ruben, voluptuous, heavy, heavyset, body shame, body shames, body shaming, fat, fatness, fat shame, fat shames, fat shaming, botero, fernando botero, online dating, online date, online dates, internet dating, dating profile, dating profiles, profile picture, profile pictures, flatter, flatters, flattering, pitfall, pitfalls, date, dates, sex appeal, art history, artist, artists, fine artist, fine artists
"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, online dating, internet dating, online relationship, internet relationships, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, computer, computers, technology, virtual reality, online, internet, modern life
"R U ready 2 meet face-to-face?"
Tags:date, dates, online date, online dates, online dating, internet dating, internet date, internet dates, first date, first dates, text, texts, text message, text messages, texting, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, face to face, face-to-face, meeting, meetings, modern dating, love life