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"He makes it look so damn easy."
"He looks just the way he did in life."
A Pac-man coffin
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"He looks so natural."
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"Poor Harold always did have trouble with seafood."
"I think Republicans and Democrats alike can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead."
"Trust me - he's going to a better place."
"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."
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"He had great health insurance."
'Never cared what anyone thought - until the very end.'
"Dang, now I really am going to miss him."
'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'
"Hell of a way to end the summer."
"So sad - she had a facelift just three months ago."
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"This calls for some spooky music."
"No wonder that last guy was so upset. I owed him a bundle."
"Glad you made it. It's opening night."
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"You measured him! Does it shut?"
'He wasn't well-liked. We're having 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands' sung at the service.'
'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'
"He looks so relaxed."
'He had bad breath, but I suppose that was better than no breath at all.'
At the Lobster Mill, every night is an open casket.
'Can you imagine if he opened his eyes right now? I would totally freak!'