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Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.
'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'
'Sponge diving, Bob?'
Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?
'It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours.'
'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'
"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"
Cardiovascular Protesters 'No to the by-pass'
'O.K. people, it's time to test our work...'
Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.
'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'
'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'
'You need open-hearth surgery.'