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'OK, if I can't find my way back to my cubicle in 2 more days, I'll definitely consider asking for help.'
'Being open-plan allows us to bounce ideas around and communicate more freely as a group.'
'We believe in making use of all the available space.'
'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'
If found, please return to cubicle L-325.
Love thy Neighbour.
'I've changed my minds. Maybe we don't need open plan living.'
"Next time, do your thinking out loud to yourself."
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Thinking outside the cubicle
Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus
'The job's permanent....there's absolutely no way out'
"Sorry—just thinking out loud."
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"Let's just go with the open floor plan."
The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.
'I hate this open office 'one big happy family' concept.' 'At least the oar you're chained to is closer to the window.'
'First, the office walls went, then the ceilings and floors and now, well, here we are.'
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"Comfy enough for you?"
"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."
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"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"
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"An open plan house, has it's down side."
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You are here.
'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'
Welcome to Hell.