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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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"I opened the last of the emergency wine."
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'That's it... you're finally opening up.'
"I broke out that wine we were saving for that day that never comes."
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'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'
'Question: if I go through this automatic door first, do I get credit for 'getting the door' for you?' 'And on this date, chivalry was pronounced D.O.A.'
"For Sale. Only used once, never opened."
As evolution progressed, humans developed a forefinger talon to open CD wrappers.
"A watched file never loads..."
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'I always have trouble getting the lid off a new jar of brains.'
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'Looks like a new buffet opened up down the street. Feel like checking it out?'
Anger management pub.
Hard Rock Cafe.
J. Albert Yomp, Dentist...Please ring and open wide...WIDER!
'We'll have to eat out tonight... I couldn't get any of those sealed plastic packages open.'
'My door is always open. Fix it.'
'There must be something else you can offer to our relationship than opening jars that are stuck?'
Wash hands after touching door knob.
Dentist: Open wide at 2pm.
Assertiveness training class.
'Your barn door's open.'
'Why can't you just open gifts like everyone else?!'