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"Those stories, plus Andy Rooney."
Applesauce, pea soup, candied yams.
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"At your opening, I see that you had two glasses of wine, eight pieces of cheddar, eight crackers, and seventeen grapes. That, of course, will have to come off the top of your end."
Tags:art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, gallery opening, opening, openings, business, money, finances, nickel and dime, nickel-and-dime, petty, cheap, accountant, accountants, accounting, business expenses, food, drink, drinks, cost, costs, gallery owner, gallery owners
The grand opening of an unconvincing shop.
"I opened the last of the emergency wine."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, wine, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, emergency, emergencies, emergency wine, problem, problems, issue, issues, bottle of wine, bottles of wine, last, opened, opening
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Tags:debut, debuts, open, opens, opening, play, plays, theatre, theatres, opening night, opening nights, curmudgeon, curmudgeons, gripe, gripes, griping, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, complaining, whine, whines, whining, whiner, whiners, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critical acclaim, acclaim, newbie, newbies, novelist, novelists, author, authors, writer, writers, literary critic, literary critics
'That's it... you're finally opening up.'
'Can of worms - do not open!'
"The trick is in shucking them out of their shells."
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'We have an opening for a square peg in a round hole.'
"Wait. Let me have one more try."
Tags:wizard, wizards, warlock, warlocks, magic, magics, magician, magicians, robe, robes, magic wand, wand, incantation, incantations, spell, spells, ritual, rituals, black magic, white magic, can, can opener, open, opening, wife, wives, husbands and wives, husband and wife, married, married life, marriage, married couple, one more try, one more, help, helping, helping hand
'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'
How to close a 24/7 mini-mart...
"Nothing to worry about, I just need to make a small incision to..."
Too Open-Faced Sandwich
Door Bell Co. Please Knock.
Gerald finally finds the window of opportunity he'd been seeking all his life.
"Shush, darling. Daddy's delivering his opening monologue."
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Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'
Annals of Chess: The Controversial "Soupy Sales" Opening
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"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, incomprehensible, modern, modern art, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, postmodern, postmodernism, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parodies, parodied, parody, self portrait, portrait, portraiture, high society, abstract, minimal, minimalist, taste, tastes, party, parties, upper class, class, drink, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, martini, maritinis, exhibit, bar, bars, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, reception, receptions, open, opening
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, seafood, lobster, lobsters, tank, tanks, fish tank, fish tanks, aquarium, aquariums, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, host, hosts, maitre d', maitre d's, front of house, opening, preparing, role, roles, play, plays, theater, theatre