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'He never starts surgery until he can play the game three times in a row without messing up.'
'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
'What the... there's the gold earring I lost when we did his triple bypass four years ago.'
'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'
'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'
'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'
'Excuse me, Dr. Markovich, but the basketball players you heckled last night would like to hang out and scream insults at crucial moments in your surgery.'
'Your infrastructure needs work.'
'Remind me, again, what we're doing here?'
The Experimental Procedure
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'Don't you hate it when there are parts left over?'
'Sure your attorney can be in the operating room, during you surgery, but we'll have to give him anesthesia too.'
'DIET? EXERCISE?... Can't you just OPERATE?'
'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'
'Now that's what I call rejection.'
'Don't worry... I know a shortcut.'
The Annual Anesthesiologist Convention.
'Dont you hate it when there are parts left over.'
'I'm the surgery robot. I'll be doing your surgery in the morning.'
'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'
"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."
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'Now that's what I call an overactive thyroid.'
'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'
The appendectomy quarterfinals.
'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'