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"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"
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'While you're young, your job is to download and store as much data as possible...one day, you'll realize that a very cool utility program called 'wisdom' has interlaces with your operating system...'
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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"When I said you'd get an office with windows, I meant the computer's operating system."
Mac OS 20
"Mmmh... Looks like you need to reformat your HD, reinstall all your software and replace your motherboard. I also suggest you upgrade your OS."
'Grandma, have you ever thought of just upgrading Grandpa's operating system?'
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
'Full system failure.'
'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'
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'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'
"I'm new here. Do you have a computer with an old operating system?"
'My computer is very slow to start up today. Do you think it's because my old operating system is no longer supported by the manufacturer?'
Bill Gates' Computer: 'We are withdrawing tech support for you windows operating system...'
Everyone stopped and stared at the familiar figure that had entered the Windows saloon. All of a sudden, the realisation hit them. The Start Menu had returned!"
Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.
"Yes, but...will it scale?"
'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'
'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'
"Sorry I'm late, but the computer urgently needed my assistance to upgrade to something about which I have no clue."
'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'
"Your problem is that you installed the Linus O.S."