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"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"
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The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
"When I said you'd get an office with windows, I meant the computer's operating system."
Surely there's an easier way of moving files?'
Mac OS 20
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
'Full system failure.'
'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'
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"I'm new here. Do you have a computer with an old operating system?"
'My computer is very slow to start up today. Do you think it's because my old operating system is no longer supported by the manufacturer?'
Bill Gates' Computer: 'We are withdrawing tech support for you windows operating system...'
Santa's computer used its own unique operating system.
"Yes, but...will it scale?"
Everyone stopped and stared at the familiar figure that had entered the Windows saloon. All of a sudden, the realisation hit them. The Start Menu had returned!"
'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'
'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'
'Honey, tell me honestly - Does this operating system make me look Big-Endian?'
"Sorry I'm late, but the computer urgently needed my assistance to upgrade to something about which I have no clue."
"Your problem is that you installed the Linus O.S."
'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'
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'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'
"Please wait while your computer updates...this may take 35 years."
'No, I switched to Apple for SAFETY reasons! Every time I use a Windows computer, I get an insane urge to fly into the monitor!'