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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'So the good news is the operation was a total success. Bad news. . . we were out of hooks.'
'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'
'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
'He never starts surgery until he can play the game three times in a row without messing up.'
'It's an organ rejection form letter!'
"He's going to be fine. We're just putting his giblets back."
"First, we numb you by showing you today's headlines."
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'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'
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"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."
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'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."
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Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
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"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
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"I want to have that operation I heard about on All Things Considered."
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'I hate it when we operate on malpractice lawyers.'
Surgical Ward- Please Replace Divots
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'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'
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"We did everything we could."
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"Hey, I've operated on this guy before—there are my initials."
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'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
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'That's is. Keep your finger on there until I have this knot tied.'
An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
'What the... there's the gold earring I lost when we did his triple bypass four years ago.'
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