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'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'
'I knew I definitely needed glasses when I couldn't even see my carrot...'
'This 3D TV you sold me doesn't work.'
'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'
Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...