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'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
"You're not there yet, but keep going. You've got to find something the voters like."
Do you agree that national polls are fair and unbiased, or are you some kind of moron?'
"In a further effort to ingratiate herself with New Yorkers, Hillary Clinton threw out the first pitch at last night's Yankee game and went on to pitch three scoreless innings."
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"And don't waste your time canvassing the whole building, young man. We think alike."
'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'
'We've got the statistical analysis back...93% of the people who returned the survey thought it was 100% waste of time.'
'If the election were to be held today, what would be your excuse for not voting?'
'This is interesting, 70% of respondents to our survey said they don't respond to surveys.'
"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."
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"The majority of voters have disapproved of the way you handled the former environment."
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7pm Trump boo
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SURVEYS-R-US: "87% of the 56% who completed more than 23% of the survey thought it was a waste of time."
'So, can I put you down as undecided?'
"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."
'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'
Entering N.Y. Times/CBS News Poll
"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."
'The latest poll show 8% of voters like you, 12% don't like you and 80% don't remember who you are.'
The US election is over.
"Do you have a moment to be late for something you just made up?"
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'Get me some shares in public opinion.'
'If at first you don't get the survey results you want on your first survey, get mad and tear it up.'
"I had this two-part dream last night...I've got to try figure out how to turn this into a cartoon!"
"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"
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