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"So, … do you prefer possum or opossum?''
"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"
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"No no - play dead. What you're doing is indicating."
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'Why didn't you go before we left?'
"Ben, you're not a female – you have no idea what it's like."
"Stinkin' fake news!"
"He was born breech."
Tags:opossums, opossum, possum, possums, marsupial, marsupials, born breech, breech, breech birth, breech births, breech presentation, birth, upside-down, upside down, upside-down birth, upside down birth, childbirth, child birth, midwife, mid-wife, mid wife, midwives, midwives, mid wives, midwifery
"Is he still playing?"
'No, we're not stopping for a potty break every 15 minutes!'
Tags:opossum, possum, possums, opossums, wildlife, wild-life, wild life, marsupial, marsupials, potty break, potty breaks, toilet break, toilet breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, kid, kids, family life, family-life, childhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, road trip, road trips
'Quit playing around!'
"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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The Five Burrows.
Tags:animal, animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, groundhog, groundhogs, mouse, mice, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, woodchuck, woodchucks, mole, moles, possum, possums, opossum, opossums, underground, burrow, burrows, burrowing, tunnel, tunnels, hole, holes, habitat, habitats, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, borough, boroghs, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx, staten island, real estate, property, properties, wordplay, word play, play on words
"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."
'In memoriam, I'd like to do a little number 'bout bein' on the road.'
"Now, will you start that diet?"
Tags:opossum, possum, possums, opossums, marsupials, dieter, dieters, obese, obesity, overweight, weight problem, weight problems, marsupial, scavenger, omnivore, diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, vegan diet, vegetable diet, weight loss clinic, weight-reduction plan, fad diets, overweight, healthy diet, high fiber foods, nutritional therapy
'Researching the opossum article.'
'Now, before I start, does everyone have their seat belt on?'
'I got distracted and let go...'
'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'
'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'
One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail
"Settle an argument, will ya Stan? Are we Possum or Opossum?"