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'I'll take ten, please.'
"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
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Compare Things To Hitler
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"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."
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More proof that Christmas has become way too commercial.
Last bum for six blocks.
'I come from a long line of fortune hunters...'
'I just met a cat from a secret society.'
'Just call them! This is an emergency!'
'Satchel I have made a big decision.'
'Thanks be to salmon, I am technically accurate.'
'No, birds, mostly.'
'You know their name?!'
The hunt begins!
'You can't go outside.'
'He died doing what he loved.'
Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.
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"'One Trip Per Person', read the sign above the salad bar. Luckily for Dan, he had cheek pouches."
Grand Canyon Viewing
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"So whassup, babe?"
"You look like you could use a good PR man."
'Creative opportunism with foggy copyright abuse is born.'
"If you're gonna manage your diabetes, you need to watch your diet, get more exercise..."
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