Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'I'll take ten, please.'
"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, bottom, bottom feeder, bottom feeders, bottomfeeder, bottomfeeders, consistent, stable, unchangeable, social climber, social climber, career ladder, corporate ladder, opportunist, opportunists, opportunism, wording, wordplay, word play
"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."
Tags:politician, politicans, cliche, cliches, kissing babies, kiss babies, kisses babies, breastfeed, breastfeeds, breastfeeding, breast-feed, breast-feeds, breast-feeding, faux pas, voter, voters, voting, voter outreach, outreaches, outreaching, rally, rallies, campaign rally, campaign rallies, voting public, opportunist, opportunists, crooked politician, crooked politicians
'There goes Slippery Sid, he never misses a trick does he?'
A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
Tags:dog, dogs, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity, opportunities, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, on the bed, made bed, made beds, make the bed, making the bed, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, morning ritual, morning rituals, nap, naps, napping, scuff, scuffs, scuffed, lock, locked, prank, pranks, pranking
"I know if Crampton were here he'd want us to divvy up his bonus."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, bonus, bonuses, executive, executives, business executives, business executive, missed meeting, missed meetings, theft, thief, steal, stealing, divvy up, dividing fairly, dividing, take advantage, taking advantage, share, sharing, divvied up, opportunist, opportunists, exploiting, exploiting, exploited
Tags:profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, targeted advertising, targeted ads, targeted adverts, algorithm, algorithms, the algorithm, online marketing, online shopping, watch, watches, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, contraband, street vendor, street vendors, gesture, gestures, mistake, mistaken, misinterpret, misinterpreted, misunderstand, misunderstood
"And so, while the end-of-the-world scenario will be rife with unimaginable horrors, we believe that the pre-end period will be filled with unprecedented opportunities for profit."
"Last chance for batteries before the light at the end of the tunnel."
Tags:consumerism, consumer, consumers, light at the end of the tunnel, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, profiteer, profiteering, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, battery, batteries, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, last chance, last chance to buy, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing, tactics, taking advantage, sales man, sales men, sales people, sales person, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, vendor, vendors, unscrupulous, unscrupulousness
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
Tags:occupy wall street, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopaholic, shopaholics, retail therapy, retailer, retailers, 57th street, fifty-seventh street, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, fifth avenue, 1%, 99%, rich person, rich people, fashionista, fashionistas, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, self-interest, self-interested, left wing
"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."
Tags:profit, profits, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, dog, dogs, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, profiteer, opportunist, opportunists, business opportunity, business opportunities, father christmas, santa claus, xmas, saint nick, saint nicholas
"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"
Tags:weight, fat, obese, obesity, diet, diets, dieting, obesity epidemic, food, fatness, dieting, nurse, patient, nutrition, nutritionist, dietitian, dietitians, lose weight, losing weight, weight loss, overweight, fat shame, fat shames, scam, scams, fad diet, fad diets, scamming, easy way, easy way out, easy option, easy options, eat less, eating less, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
Tags:decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, headless, guillotine, guillotines, french revolution, hair, collect, collects, collecting, collection, collections, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, execution, executions, executing
'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'
"...show some pride in yourself, Larry! We may be bottom-feeders, but we don't suck up to ANYBODY!"
Tags:bottom feeders, fish, low-lifes, low-lives, bottom feeder, opportunists, opportunist, loser, despicable, predatory, squalid, aquarium, food chain, food chains, sleaze, sleaze-bag, base instinct, low status, immoral, unethical, untrustworthy, disreputable, ethics, moral, morality, unprincipled, principle
"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, entertainment industry, director, directors, producer, producers, screenwriter, screenwriters, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, screenplay, screenplays, writer, writers, aspiring screenwriter, aspiring screen writers, aspiring writer, aspiring writers, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, taking advantage, excuse, excuses, suspicious, questionable, opportunist, opportunists, opportunism
"Beware of the Rack Rats"
Tags:pack rat, pack rats, steal, steals, stealing, thief, thieves, thieving, theft, thefts, rack rat, rack rats, fashion rack, fashion racks, fashionista, fashionistas, come around, comes around, coming around, knockout, knockouts, knock out, knock outs, knocked out, unconscious, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity
More proof that Christmas has become way too commercial.
'That's the third wrong number today ordering pizza. Mrs. Beatton, put in a pizza department - we deliver!'
'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'
Safety concerns aside, the shoe salesman in Roy could see a bit opportunity here...'
'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'
'I come from a long line of fortune hunters...'
"Tell me more about Armageddon. I think it may have potential as an exchange-traded fund."
Tags:armageddon, church, churches, stock broker, stock brokers, financial adviser, financial advisers, ministers, minister, investments, invest, invests, investing, mutual fund, mutual funds, investment opportunity, investment opportunities, opportune, opportunist, opportunists, capitalise, capitalises, capitalising, capitalize, capitalizes, capitalizing