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"Oh them, They're contrarians."
The Humpty Syndrome: 'Hmm...Up until now, I never had the urge to sit on a wall...'
"I married for contrast."
"I'm more of a day owl."
'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'
Dog and owner pulling in different directions
Nothing for me, thanks.
'At least I don't have his life.'
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
"What the hell do men want?"
Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, spouse, spouses, newspaper, newspapers, desk signs, entertainment, business, interests, different interests, opposites, opposite, opposites attract, morning routines, morning routine, routine, routines, news, gender stereotypes
Obviously Positive And Negative Attitudes
Tags:positive, smile, smiling, smiles, happy, happiness, happily, joy, joyful, cheerful, cheerfully, married, marriage, married life, negative, negativity, positivity, optimist, optimism, pessimist, pessimism, sad, sadly, sadness, frown, frowning, unhappy, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, literal, literaly joke, visual gag
Coming to a theater near you~Dante & Virgil: A Buddy Movie
Tags:poet, poets, buddy, buddy movie, opposite, opposites, contrast, contrasting, dante, publius vergilius maro, virgil, durante degli alighieri, dante alighieri, poetry, poems, dante's inferno, dantes inferno, writer, writers, epic poetry, epics, divine comedy, dante's guide, guide, guide through hell, purgatory, cinema, film, trope, genre, comedia, history
'Does sumo make me look fat?'
Passengers checking for their train
Tags:train, trains, platform, platforms, station, stations, subway, subways, metro, underground, tube, waiting, wait, commuting, commuter, commuters, patience, staring, tunnel, tunnels, impatient, opposite, direction, directions, looking, passenger, passengers, city, cities, urban, transportation, public transportation
Tags:pig, pigs, opposite, inverse, reverse, messy, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, condo, condos, house, houses, home, homes, live like a pig, mess, messy, disgusting, disgust, disgusts, garbage, rubbish, cliche, housing, gross, revolting, impressed, impressive, repulsive, admire, admiring, admiration
"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
Tags:snail, snails, tape, tape dispenser, tape dispensers, love is blind, mistaken identity, mistaken identities, lookalike, lookalikes, partner, partners, romantic partner, romantic partners, love, fall in love, falling in love, opposite, opposites, opposites attract, different background, different backgrounds
"Can I get you anything from the meat bar?"
Tags:salad bar, salad bars, restaurant, restaurants, buffet, buffets, butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, out to eat, eating out, fine dining, dining, diner, dinner, diners, gourmet, gourmets, cleaver, cleavers, cook, cooking, cookery, chef, chefs
'Oh! I thought it was opposites attack.'
"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, doom, doomed, doctor, doctors, rib, ribs, bbq, barbecue, pig, pigs, pork, vet, vets, veterinarian, hospital, hospitals, bad news
'Gentlemen, I have every confidence that our merger will prove to be highly compatible and harmonious.'
"May I introduce the Dorner twins? One's good, one's bad."
'Their different temperaments make them surprising effective as a team.'
A shepherd herds clouds.
"All the wrong people are right."
Tags:contradiction, contradictions, wrong, right, opposite, opposites, switch teams, switches teams, switching teams, cognitive dissonance, political view, political views, view, views, opinion, opinions, change your mind, changing your mind, changing minds, resent, resents, resentment, talking heads, pundit, pundits, punditry, frustration, frustrations, frustrating