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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"Today on 'Oprah' those who are still employed, and the people who love them."
"Great news! Your novel is in a medium-size pile in the middle of the floor about four feet from the left side of Oprah's assistant's desk."
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'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'
"I'm afraid that good psychotherapists require a LITTLE more experience than 'being a really big Oprah fan!'"
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'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'
'Has this kid's book been Oprah-approved?'
'Did you know that 'Harpo' is Oprah spelled backwards.'
'Has Oprah ever been married?'
'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
'Ooh, you're so bad!'
'The Supreme Court today upheld a lower court ruling, only to have it overturned by Oprah!'
The Oprah Interview
Today on Oprah: Couples who are Not Having Extra-Marital Affairs
'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'
Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.
'Oprah wants your book for her book club. Shall I tell her to go to hell?'
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'You climbed all the way up here, just to ask about the meaning of life?.. You could have got that from 'The Oprah Winfrey show'!'
'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'
'A distraught Tom Cruise, upset over his impending divorce with Katie Holmes, has threatened to jump off Oprah's couch.'
Finding someone parked in her spot at the studio, Operah Winfrey will once again give a person in the audience a free car.
Katie Couric- Talk Hostess
Oprah and Phantom of Oprah.