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'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'
'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'
'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'
OpticianOptometrist thinking of the money whilst patient reads out the eye test.
Sheep eye test: Bah bah bah...
'I've tried your opthalmoscope on every patient this month, all I ever see is bright light!"
'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'
'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'
"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"