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'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'
'Ha ha... Very funny!'
'There is pressure on your opticpoopular nerve, which is causing a flutter in your isis. This makes your vision blurry when you look through your corn hole.'
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People whose hindsight is less than 2020
"Your eyesight's fine. You just aren't paying attention."
"The problem is to get rid of the perception that we receive perks but not get rid of the perks."
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, washington, washington dc, capitol, capitol building, senate, house of representatives, senator, senators, congressmen, congressman, representative, representatives, perk, perks, benefit, benefits, problem, problems, perception, perceptions, optics, receive, receiving, hide, hidden, secret, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american
Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.
"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."
"Kevin got contacts."
Tags:fly, flies, contact, contacts, eye, eyes, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, contact lens, contact lenses, eyesight, visual impairment, visual impairments, specs, glasses, spectacles, eye-sight, sight impairment, sight impairments, bug, bugs, insect, insects, optometry, insect, insects, optical, optics
Tags:optics, contact lenses, contact lens, contact lens', eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, eye test, eye tests, doctors, patients, eye chart, eye charts, bill, bills, optician, opticians, contacts, doctor, patient, test, eyes, sight chart, sight charts, glasses, specs, spectacles
"Are these any good?" "Perfect! Now I can see much better lenses across the road!"
"And of course you get a company car!"
"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"
Tags:optics, optical, telescopes, prehistory, telescope, caveman, cavemen, technology, invent, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, stargazer, stargazers, targazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrologer, atrologers, astrology, lens, glass, camera, view, space, outer, cosmos, scientific advancements, scientific advances, technological advances, technological advancements, astronomy, look, see, prehistoric
Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!
'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'
Peripheral vision cow
'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'
'Do we sell 'trinoculars?''
Man visiting the ophthalmologist to have dots removed from his vision.
'Sir, what is the matter?' - 'New contact lenses.'
'Ye olde optician.'
'Make sure they fit straight!'