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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.
Eye Test Writer's Block.
'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'
'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'
Priest getting stained glass glasses.
E-Y-E patients only.
'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'
'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'
"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."
Tags:laser surgery, laser surgeries, surgery, surgeries, penny, pennies, value, astigmatism, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, laser, lasers, laser pointer, laser pointers, cat, cats, feline, felines, ophthalmology, ophthalmologist, opthalmologists, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, bargain, bargains
'This retinal camera is great, but at the price you'd think they'd include a cup holder!'
'Can we swap glasses? It might help me see your point of view!'
"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
Tags:car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, car-crash, car-crashes, social medial, social network, social networks, domestic, domestics, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, optometrist, optometrists, used car, used cars, privacy, privacy rights, privacy laws, husband, husbands, car accident, car accidents, wife, wives, online advertising, online advertisement, online advertisements
"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
Tags:conjunctivitis, pink eye, diagnosis, diagnoses, eye, eyes, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, infection, infections, poet, poets, poetry, pretty eyes, beautiful eyes, attractive, attraction, attractions, twin pools, desire, desires
"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."
George Washington's Birthday
Tags:george, washington, abraham, lincoln, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrists, optometrist, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, vision, eye sight, eye exam, eye examination, eye chart, eye charts, birthday, birthdays, founding father, honest abe, 16th president, 1st president
The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist
Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs
I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyedoctor, eyedoctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, optician, opticians, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crimes, psychopath, psychopaths, sociopath, sociopaths, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, knife attack, knife attacks
"It's a very mild prescription but these Italian frames seem to have a placebo effect"
'In my opinion your blurred vision is caused by the axe in your head. But you may want a second opinion.'
Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'
'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'
'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'