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'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'
Eye Test Writer's Block.
Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.
'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'
'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'
'Your hindsight is no longer 20/20.'
Priest getting stained glass glasses.
E-Y-E patients only.
'Great job! Now cover the other eye.'
"It's either conjunctivitis or twin pools of desire."
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"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
Tags:car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, car-crash, car-crashes, social medial, social network, social networks, domestic, domestics, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, optometrist, optometrists, used car, used cars, privacy, privacy rights, privacy laws, husband, husbands, car accident, car accidents, wife, wives, online advertising, online advertisement, online advertisements
George Washington's Birthday
Tags:george, washington, abraham, lincoln, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, doctor, doctors, eye doctor, eye doctors, optician, opticians, optometrists, optometrist, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, vision, eye sight, eye exam, eye examination, eye chart, eye charts, birthday, birthdays, founding father, honest abe, 16th president, 1st president
Old MacDonald Had An Optometrist
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, sight test, sight tests, sight chart, sight charts, old macdonald had a farm, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs
I am an insane eye doctor and I am going to kill you now...
Tags:optometrist, optometrists, optometry, eye doctor, eye doctors, eyedoctor, eyedoctors, eye-doctor, eye-doctors, optician, opticians, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crime, crimes, psychopath, psychopaths, sociopath, sociopaths, eye chart, eye charts, eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, eye examination, eye examinations, knife attack, knife attacks
Fortune Teller and Ophthalmologists: 'See the Future' and 'See the Present.'
'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'
"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Tags:contacts, contact lens, contact lenses, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, vision troubles, focus, out of focus, blur, blurry, fantasy, uncertain, uncertainty, quest, quests, fantasy, fantasies, direction, directions, ask directions, asking directions, eyesight, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, glasses, spectacles, eyeglasses
'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
'Sir, I think the cost may be somewhat higher than the quote I gave you, over the phone.'
Tags:snellen chart, vision, visual, optics, optical, optician, opticians, doctor, doctors, interrogation, gunman, gun to head, gun to his head, interrogate, interrogates, optomologist, optomologists, optometrist, optometrists, eye, eyes, glasses, exam, examination, examinations, kidnap, kidnapped, on pain of death, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, get well, get well soon
Cyclopetrist's Waiting room
"Do you need prescription eye holes? Or just eye holes?"
Tags:prescription, prescriptions, eye hole, eye holes, glasses, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, lens, lenses, spectacles, vision, vision problem, vision problems, vision trouble, extra fee, extra fees, hidden fee, hidden fees, paper bag, paper bags, paper bag mask, paper bag masks