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'This is Madame Muggins, she's in charge of budget allocation.'
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"
Tags:crystal ball, crystal balls, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, future, tell the future, humanity, humans, read, reads, reading, robot, robots, droid, droids, oracle, oracles, believer, believers, believing, seek, seeks, seeking, help, helping, crisis, world crisis, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus, world disaster, global warming
"I told you to listen to the climate science."
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A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
Tags:gluten, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, wheat, wheat allergy, wheat allergies, discovery, discoveries, chemistry, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, seers, soothsayer, soothsayers, oracle, oracles, allergy, allergies, health food, healthy eating, healthy eater, healthy eaters, celiac, coeliac disease, coeliac disorder, predictions, clairvoyant, psychic, prophecy, crystal gazing, crystal ball, crystal balls
You Will Find a Nearby Restaurant!
Tags:mobile, mobiles, cell, cellphone, restaurant, fortune, teller, crystal, ball, future, fortunes, tellers, technology, smartphone, phone, phones, application, internet, mystic, magic, oracle, oracles, seer, seers, divination, palm, palms, reader, readers, map app, map application, map applications
"I see you coming into some money. I see... Uh-oh."
Tags:psychic, psychics, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, gypsy, medium, palm reader, tarot reader, mind reader, oracle, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, soothsayers, crystal balls, seer, soothsayer, crystal ball, tea leaves, palmistry, carnival, faire, fair, fairground, fairgrounds, future, mugging, mugged, robbed, robbery, crook, thief, robber, stick-up, extra crispy
Closed for the Foreseeable Future
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'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'
Tags:guru, spiritual, spiritual teacher, sage, soothsayer, seer, seers, soothsayers, wise men, wise man, wise, wisdom, oracle, prophet, time, philosophy, concept of time, truth seeker, seeker of truth, seeker of wisdom, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, sages
Cartoonists ideas will end tomorrow.
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"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."
Your Prophecy Here!
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"Stop Calling Me 'A Cassandra'. You don't know any other Cassandras!"
Tags:book, books, bookish, book worm, ancient, ancient greece, greek, greece, athens, parthenon, grecian, greek myth, greek myths, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, oracle, oracles, seer, seers, cassandra, cassandras, intellect, intellectual, famous figures, famous historical, argue, argued, arguing, respect, respectful, women, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, historical, history
'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'
"You will always be a hero, but you will never be a superhero."
Tags:nuance, difference, differences, different, not quite, oracle, oracles, prophet, prophetic, prophecy, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune-teller, mystic, clairvoyant, psychic, greek, grecian, greece, greek myth, greek myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, apollo, god, gods, godhood, godly, hero, heroes, heroic, superhero, superheroes, word play, play on words, word-play, semantic, semantics
'The oracle is in.'
"Not to worry. I just upgraded to a 5K display monitor, and the future is thirty-three percent clearer."
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'Our funds have been underperforming, but don't worry. We're adding a soothsayer to our management team.'
"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."
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I love Classics.
'I don't need them. My wife knows everything.'
"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."
Tags:fortune teller, psychic seer, memory loss, time flys, anxiety, old age, dementia, memory, memories, clairvoyant, fortune teller, prophet, seer, soothsayer, forecaster of the future, crystal gazer, astrologer, prognosticator, prophesier, oracle, augur, sibyl, cassandra, mind reader, palmist, palm reader, chiromancer, medium, telepathist, spiritualist, spiritist, oap, old age, pensioner
"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"
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'You've come all this way seeking great wisdom, from someone who's stupid enough to sit half naked on top of a mountain?'
'Point of clarification. As a Temple Craftsman you're expected to fleece the tourists and you're allowed to make obscene profits...'