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Bedtime Of The Gods
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'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'
'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'
'How much extra would it cost to get my tooth whitened?'
'Are you SURE that tooth's not bothering you?'
"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."
'My dentist recommended it.'
Thanks to Floss-A-Cuffs, parents can be certain that their kids will maintain proper oral hygiene.
Melvin couldn't afford a crown for his tooth so he got what he could with twenty bucks.
Just to mess with his patients' heads...
When symbiotic relationships go bad.
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School For The Death: If you don't have ears, we teach you to use your arms!
'Was that you who screamed?'
'Did you bite your tongue again, dear?'
Dentist: Open wide at 2pm.
'I wish you wouldn't yawn when I'm talking to you.' - 'I wasn't yawning. I was trying to get a word in.'
Dentist Training School.
'Now don't move...I can just hook the wristband with my pick.'
'Yes, I know I'm wearing dentures, but they're full of cavities.'
Halitosis clinic - 'Say 'Ahhh.' '
'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'
'Do excuse George, he has a keen interest in dentistry.'
'You need to stop sleeping with your mouth open . . . I'm finding a lot of roach droppings in here . . .'
Cow cleaning his teeth with string.
'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'