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'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.
My first mistake.
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"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."
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'How can I be sure I'm getting 100% orange juice?'
'Orange juice from 100% carrots'
"From now on, let's just call it orange juice."
"It's what you asked for. Orange juice with pulp."
How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!
"May I offer you some refreshments?"
'I'm all for diversity. In fact, some of my best friends contain pulp.'
"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."
'What happened to my orange Easter dye that was here a minute ago.'
'How can I be sure I'm getting 100 pure orange juice?' - 'Buy an orange.'
'The Coast Guard? Nah, call Guinness first - this is going to make the biggest mimosa of all time.'
'Not another shipment of orange juice that is TOO concentrated and explodes.'
'...recalling Sun Glo orange juice, Corn X cereal and Lift coffee...'
'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'
'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'
'We were all out of OJ for the mimosas, so I improvised and use this.'
'I am not lactose intolerant! Some of my best friends are dairy-based products.'
Orange juice shop.