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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"What am I, chopped liver?"
'...The world does revolve around our child!'
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
The end of the solar system
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'Johannes Kepler's uphill batle'
"This stuff is unbelievable!"
Tags:elvis presley, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, donald trump, trump administration, trump presidency, us politics, american politics, moon, satellite, orbit, newspaper, periodical, broadsheet, tabloid, lies, untruth, scandal, story, trump, unbelieving, unbelievable, singer, icon, legend
'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'
"Not that type of Moon-rock..."
Climbing to the moon...
'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'
'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'
Used car balloon in space.
"My wife says I think the world revolves around me."
"The world revolves around my cat."
Tags:copernicus, nicolaus copernicus, historical figures, historical figure, scientists, scientist, scientific theory, sun, earth, world, orbit, revolving around the sun, planet, discover, discovery, astronomy, astronomical, planetary, stellar, celestial, astral, star, celestial body, heavenly body, hypothesis, thesis, astronomer, astronomers
The dark side of the moon.
Tags:moon, moons, planets, celestial bodies, heavenly bodies, lunar orbit, lunar orbits, planet, celestial body, heavenly body, orbit, revolve around, space, outer space, deep space, universe, galaxy, solar system, astronomy, cosmos, earth, world, globe, dark, gloomy, pessimistic, somber, despondent, bleak, fatalistic, moody, brooding, sullen, dismal, miserable, glum, morose, depressed, dejected, depressing, cheerless, melancholy, doleful, forlorn, unhappy, downcast, bitter, bitterness, grim
Space: A Venn Diagram
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Tags:romance, romances, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, love-life, complicated, complications, meteor, meteors, shooting star, shooting stars, asteroid, asteroids, love, love affair, comet, comets, astronomy, planet, planets, sun, relationship, relationships, orbit, orbits
"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."
Tags:weather men, weathermen, weatherman, weather man, meteorologists, weather forecasts, meteorologist, the weather, weather forecast, satellites, satellite image, doppler radar, television, on location, space, orbit, planet earth, above it all, 5-day forecast, long-term outlook, tv newsman, tv anchor man, weather guy, weather satellite, weather satellites
'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'