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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"What am I, chopped liver?"
'...The world does revolve around our child!'
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"My wife says I think the world revolves around me."
"I'd like to have my moons removed.''
Tags:moon, moons, planet, planets, star, stars, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, solar system, orbit, orbiting
'I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil,is a manager at Saturn motors.'
"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"
'He followed me home, Mommy. Can I keep him?'
'I'd better spray you for satellites.'
'Plenty more where that came from, baby.'
'Poor old Atlas - things don't get any easier for him
'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas
'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'
Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.
'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'
'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'
'My wife's so overweight, she's developed a gratitational pull with orbiting moons.'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
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"No sir, we won't be using the vacuum of space to clean up any space debris that may be in the way of our missile's orbit."