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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
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sports fan, sports fans, fan, fans, sports lover, sports lovers, baseball, baseballs, football, basketball, basketballs, golf, racquetball, racquet, racket, tennis, squash, solar system, solar systems, orbit, orbits, orbiting"What am I, chopped liver?"
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moon, moons, earth, earths, space, irrelevant, side, chopped liver, what am i, personified, personification, side dish, overlook, overlooked, sideline, sidelined, peripheral, insecure, small, smaller, subservient, orbit, orbits, orbiting"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
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moon, moons, space, outer space, astronaut, astronauts, space exploration, exploring space, galaxy, galaxies, attack, attacking, attacked, attacks, surprise, satellite, satellites, orbit, orbiting, orbited, orbits, brevity, brevity'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
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friends, friendship, advisors, adviser, advisers, advisors, trusting, trust, close circle, leadership, politics, trusts, close circles, orbit, orbits, orbiting, boss, bosses, businessmen, businessman, paranoia, paranoias, paranoid, trusted, promotion, promotions, promoted"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
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sun, star, stars, sunrise, sunset, daytime, night-time, daytime, daybreak, evening, night, dark, darkness, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, orbit, orbits, orbiting, forgetful, amnesiac, amnesia, daylight, rotate, rotating, rotation, earth rotation, let slip, letting slip, fail to remember, failing to remember, disappear, appearHow moons are born...
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moon, moons, planet, planets, planet earth, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, orbit, orbits, orbiting, achoo, the moon, born, birth, births, satellite, satellites, mini, minature, break off, breaking off, fragment, fragments, fragmented, irritant, irritants, cold, colds, coughs and sneezes, solar system, the solar systemJupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations
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jupiter, saturn, conjunction, conjunctions, the great conjunction, jupiter and saturn conjunction, christmas tree, christmas trees, decorate, decorates, decorating, decorations, orbit, orbits, orbiting, adjacent, positioned adjacently, bauble, baubles, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, skywatcher, skywatches, skywatching, planet, planets, star, stars, christmas star, rare, rareity, 21st december"I'd like to have my moons removed.''
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moon, moons, planet, planets, star, stars, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, solar system, orbit, orbiting"I hope you saved the receipt for this weighted blanket."
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astronaut, astronauts, spaceship, spacecraft, outerspace, orbit, orbits, orbiting, in orbit, blanket, blankets, weight, weighted, weighted blanket, weighted blankets, new, brand new, receipt, receipts, float, floats, floating, zero gravity, no gravity, warm, warmth, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, pointless, unnecessary, return, returns, returning, returns, credit, shop credit, refund, refunds, refunding, refunded, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, husband, husbands, wife, wives"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"
'Plenty more where that came from, baby.'
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planet, planets, space, asteroid, asteroids, orbit, orbiting, moon, moons, asteroid belt, asteroid belts, debris, space debris, solar system, showing off, show off, boasting, boast, ego, egotist, egotists, brag, bragging, bravado'Poor old Atlas - things don't get any easier for him
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satellite, satellites, space, debris, space debris, rubbish, detritus, waste, orbit, orbital, orbiting, inconvenient, job, jobs, burden, burdens, globe, globes, atlas, god, gods, greek, greece, ancient greece, mythology, myth, myths, greek gods, greek myths, ancient greek mythology'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'
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space shuttle, space shuttles, shuttle, shuttles, rocket, rockets, flight, flights, flying, direction, directions, orbit, orbits, driver, drivers, directing, astronaut, astronauts, space travel, orbiting, gravitational pull, lost, travelling, space'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'
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moons, moon, planet, planets, planetary, align, aligned, alignment, earth, orbit, orbiting, orbits, astrology, astronomy, astrologist, astrologists, horoscope, horoscopes, prediction, predictions, killer, murderer, killers, murder, murderers, homicide, taurus, star sign, star signs'My wife's so overweight, she's developed a gratitational pull with orbiting moons.'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
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distract, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, absent minded, absent-minded, heedless, digital, phone, smartphone, text, texting, crash, car crash, car, automobile, traffic, solar system, sun, venus, moon, mars, orbit, orbiting, outer space, orbits, headline, deadlines, dangerous driving, dangerous drivers, dangerous driver, cell, cells, phone, phones, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, addiction, addictions, overuse