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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.
"What am I, chopped liver?"
'...The world does revolve around our child!'
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
'Great news, Haverford... I've decided to let you into my select orbit of trusted friends and advisers!'
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
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"My wife says I think the world revolves around me."
Space: A Venn Diagram
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Tags:romance, romances, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, love-life, complicated, complications, meteor, meteors, shooting star, shooting stars, asteroid, asteroids, love, love affair, comet, comets, astronomy, planet, planets, sun, relationship, relationships, orbit, orbits
'I think you're right, Bender. We revolve around the bulb.'
"Dang! I hate orbiting behind a gas giant..."
Scientific Research: '...The solar rotation theory...I figure it'll take years of heavily funded research to see if the sun really does set in the east...'
"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."
'I'm a nurse and my husband, Phil,is a manager at Saturn motors.'
"They were right about it being a full moon tonight."
"He followed me home, Mommy. Can I keep him?"
Tags:stray, strays, stray animal, stray animals, moon, moons, moonlight, moonlights, pet, pets, stray cat, stray cats, stray dog, stray dogs, family pet, family pets, sun, suns, family-life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, lunar cycle, lunar cycles, moon cycle, moon cycles, orbit, orbits, moon orbit, moon orbits
"Well, of course you feel like you are - We ARE all just going around in circles!"
'He followed me home, Mommy. Can I keep him?'
'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'
'I'd better spray you for satellites.'
After George Orwell