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Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.
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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."
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'It's nice when people give Christmas presents that you appreciate.'
Tags:kid, kids, orchard, orchards, apple tree, apple trees, scrumping, scrumper, scrumpers, apple, apples, childhood, thief, thieves, gardening jargon, gardening term, gardening terms, gardening terminology, green fingers, gardening tip, gardening tips, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, thelwell
Take care not to bruise ripe fruit.
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Hand pollenate your fruit trees
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Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.
A Heavy Cropper
Attend to wall climbers...clear out exhausted annuals.
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'I'm bored. . . how long until arbor day?'
"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."
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"Well it doesn't say, son, whether it was a Winesap, a Red Delicious or a Gala."
'There's no known remedy yet but in three years time you should start bearing fruit.'
Scrumping Apples: Then & Now.
"Did you raise these yourself?"
"That tree looks very under-nourished. I'd be surrpised if it could yield one pound of apples."
"How old are these apples?"
"I dread the pear-picking season."
'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret
Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'
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'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'