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'Needs to be more tweetable.'
The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.
Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head
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"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
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"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
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Tags:orchestra, orchestras, band, bands, music, musicians, conductor, conductors, devil, devils, demon, demons, russia, russian collusion, russia controversy, klan, racism, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, anti-trump, anti-trump cartoon
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
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"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."
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Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
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"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
'Come on... Come on... Throw the stick...'
"So... any truth to that rumor about you and the percussionists wife?"
"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
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'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
Mozart at three was, even then, mostly Mozart.
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"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."
An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.