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'Needs to be more tweetable.'
The Difference Between Violinists and Fiddlers.
Orchestra Arranged As Normal Excluding Man At Back With Gun To His Head
Tags:classical, classical music, musician, musicians, musical, orchestra, orchestras, orchestral, wind, wind instrument, instrument, instruments, section, sections, violin, violins, violinist, percussion, percussive, exotic instrument, orchestra pit, pit, pits, gun, suicidal, tension, tense, mental health, mental health issues, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, tragic, tragedy
"As if your first clapping faux pas wasn't egregious enough."
Tags:concert, concerts, music concert, music concerts, orchestra, orchestras, audience, audiences, muscian, musicians, conductor, conductor, audience expectations, expectation, expectations, unwritten rule, unwritten rules, faux pas, blunder, blunders, high-culture, low-culture, pretentious, pretention, pretentiousness
"Sorry, we already have a bass player."
Tags:bass player, bass players, bass, lifeboat, lifeboats, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, band, bands, life raft, life rafts, life-raft, life-rafts, quarter, quarters, audition, auditions, sinking ship, sinking ships, shipwreck, shipwrecks, adrift
"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."
Tags:catcher, catchers, catch, coach, coaching, coaches, music, musicians, musical, classical, classical music, conductor, conducting, conduct, conducts, baseball, base ball, ball game, the game, sport, sports, team sports, batter, batting, play ball, inning, innings, orchestra, orchestral, adagio, adagios, allegro, allegro, fast ball, fastball, pitch, pitcher, pun, puns, punny
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
Tags:music, orchestra, orchestras, band, bands, musical instrument, musical instruments, rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practise, practicing, practising, conductor, conductors, first violin, violinist, violinists, cancelled, canceled, cancelling, canceling, arrested, apprehended, poaching, poacher, poachers, authorities, police, cops, confiscated, musician, musicians
"I've always wanted to go to consecutive performances of the same symphony led by different conductors - you know what I mean?"
"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, foreman, foreman, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, bad sign, bad signs, lie, lies, lying, truth, honest, honesty, orchestra, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, conductor, conductors, conducting, musician, musicians, composer, composers, frederic chopin, chopin, piano sonata no. 2, funeral march
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notation, brass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
Tags:violin, violins, violinist, violinists, orchestra, orchestras, envy, envies, envious, enviousness, classical, classical music, musician, musicians, amputees, amputate, amputates, wish, wishes, wishing, jealous, jealousy, admire, admires, admiring, admiration, right arm, right arms, expression, expressions, literal, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, fan, fans, fan girl, fan girls
Tags:conductor, conductors, orchestra, orchestras, music, musician, musicians, music, fake, fakes, faker, fake it, fakes it, faking it, musician, musicians, musical, read music, reads music, reading music, music stand, music stands, fraud, frauds, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, unprepared, failing to prepare, preparation, preparations, preparing
"Welcome to an evening of doo-wop! Just kidding, folks. Now for the Berlioz."
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
Tags:music, musical performance, musical performances, concert, concerts, orchestra, orchestras, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, stage, stages, quartet, quartets, modern life, modern music, classic, classical music, entertainment, entertaining, dull, boring, smash, smashing instruments, violent, violence, set fire, fire, fires, rock, rock music, punk, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers, rebellion, rebellious, rebelliousness
"Sam is a percussionists' percussionist."
'Come on... Come on... Throw the stick...'
"So... any truth to that rumor about you and the percussionists wife?"
"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
Tags:peddler, peddlers, peddling, pedlar, pedlars, busker, buskers, busking, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, orchestra, orchestras, quartet, quartets, string, minor, rhapsody, rhapsodies, symphony, symphonies, entertainment, classical, string instrument, string instruments, concert, concerts, calling, shouting, advertising, travelling, traveling, impromptu, tour, tours, touring, on tour
'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
Mozart at three was, even then, mostly Mozart.
Tags:child, childish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, prodigy, prodigal, prodigies, talent, talented, gift, gifted, quartet, quartets, string, string quartet, chamber music, chamber, musician, musicians, music, musical, classical music, wolfgang, amadeus, mozart, wolfgang amadeus mozart, celebrities, celebrity, come out and play, come out to play, cello, cellos, violin, violins, viola, violas, bassoon, bassoons, clarinet, clarinets, orchestra, orchestral, play, playing, word-play, word play, play on words
"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."
An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.
Boy Plays Flute With Backside
Tags:music, musicians, musical, sheet music, sheet, flute, flutes, instrumental, instrument, kid, kids, child, childish, toot, tooting, gross out, gross-out, ha ha, farts, wind instrument, wind, wind section, orchestra, orchestral, putting the wind back in wind instrument, classical, classical music, butt, backside, bum, bums, toilet humor, toilet humour