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"Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia and a cup of coffee."
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"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."
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"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"
"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
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Four Boiler Plate Specials
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
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"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."
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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'
"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."
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"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."
When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants
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'There'll be a short delay, sir -- your businessman's lunch is under investigation.'
'We'll let you know in a few minutes. Right now, we're googling your chef.'
Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'
"They offer a great three-course meal -- one appetizer and two desserts."
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"Steak? Let's go with the fish. It's brain food. After, if you still think eating steak is a good idea, we'll do that."
Evolution of Ordering Pizza
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'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'
"Great. We're dying to get rid of that."
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"Herbert! You don't know how to order here! It's a different language...they'll eat you alive!"
Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!
"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersize in a bucket?"