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The new city water-cooler-discussion ordinance goes into effect, and certain employees are banished to the balcony.
'I have something to tell you, Moses...'
"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."
Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."
Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'
'Glen is really being a trouper about adhering to the city's water-rationing ordinance.'
"Here, clean up after yourself."
"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."
You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.
'Attaboy, Bill...Bark us right into house arrest...'
'Ignorance of the law is no defense, sir. In THIS town, we've got ordinances against playing the 'Spring' section of Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' on a crisp Fall evening like this!'
'It seems silly to me too. . . but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'
'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'
'They don't have a permit to parade. . . so what do we do?'
Santa the Arms Dealers - "If they've been good, I deliver no questions asked."
Soldiers with Teddy Bears
War fashion show. Death watches on as new uniforms are displayed.
"This is our self-denting ordinance model"