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"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."
"I wasn't anybody in a previous lifetime, either."
"Why do boring things happen to exciting women?"
Bland. Please Help.
A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...
A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class with a mid-size car makes a daring choice: 'I'll have the large size.'
"Could I be PATHOLOGICALLY normal?"
'I've spent my life avoiding extremes...So I can safety say I am completely average. In fact, rather more average than most.'
Normal Man In Father Christmas Land
'What my wife doesn't realize is that only the mediocre are at their best all the time..'
'I don't really have a personal best. I'm just sort of OK all the time.'
"40 years ago I decided to get a tattoo for every exciting event in my life."
Man dreams of being rich.
"My dad isn't going to like this. It has 'average' written all over it."
"We had to hire a replacement while you were gone. What? You never left?"
"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."