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"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
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"I always wondered who got my transplant."
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'Lemonade And Kidneys'
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"I'd like to donate all my organs to Republicans for Bob Dole."
'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'
"I'm leaving my ankles to science."
"I'm thinking of donating his body to science."
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
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'My transplanted heart is 29, my transplanted kidney is 41, my transplanted lung is 38 and the rest of me is 59.'
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'
"You the guy who donated his body to science?”
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"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."
"I've got you on the waiting list, but I think it's for a Birkin bag."
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"The donors family is outside. Would you like to meet them?"
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'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'
'Maybe at least we could donate his eyes to an organ bank.'