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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
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"I'm leaving my ankles to science."
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
"I'm afraid the shark got your arms and legs. It's probably not a good time, but your brother's here. He needs a kidney."
'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'
"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."
"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"Billy's going to be my new liver someday."
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'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'
'And finally,concerning being an organ donor, well...you don't really have a choice.'
"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."
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"Hold on, hold on. We can't do this. He's an organ donor."
"We appreciate your generosity, Mr. Welch, but you need to die before you can donate your body to science."
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"So GIVE Washington a piece of your mind...donate what's left of your brain to Congress!"
'My husband left his body to medical science. He became chicken soup.'
Hospital recycling bank.
'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'
'All your vital signs look great. We are just waiting for a donor body...'
Ellen and Bob were flat broke, but this time Ellen decided not to sell her body...she'd sell Bob's."
Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.
"I hope this thing is free-range!"
Become an Organ Donor.