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'Great news! We found a donor body!'
Organ Exchange Bank
"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"Your kidney is in a holding pattern over new jersey and should be here in two hours."
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'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'
Tags:tea break, tea breaks, tea shop, tea shops, coffee shop, coffee shops, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, organ transplant, organ transplants, organ donor, organ donors, donor list, transplant list, transplant lists, donor lists, operation, big deal, big deals, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
Tags:transplant, transplants, organ transplant, organ transplants, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, role, roles, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, middle age, middle-aged women, sexism, audition, auditions, auditioning, glass ceiling, hollywood, age, ages, ageing, medical advice, good part, good parts, good role, good roles, older women
"He's a potential organ donor so be careful when you whack him."
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
'I see you've listed your assets as totaling 100,000, but that's based on counting the street value of your organs,'
"Most emphatic rejection of foreign tissue I've ever seen!"
Tags:foreign body, foreign bodies, foreign tissue, transplant, transplants, transplanting, surgery, surgeries, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, organ donations, rejection, rejections, rejecting, eject, ejects, ejection, ejections, ejecting, surgeon, surgeons, operating room, operating rooms, operation, operations
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
Tags:transplant, transplants, head, heads, body, bodies, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, meet cute, meets cute, meeting cute, head, heads, disembody, disembodied, cocktail party, cocktail parties, donor, donors, swap, swaps, swapping, body swap, body swaps, body swapping, switch, switches, switching
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:lemonade, money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
'After I mentioned I was an organ donor on Facebook a bunch of old guys friended me.'
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'
"I'd like to donate all my organs to Republicans for Bob Dole."
'Organ donor. Any other talents?'
'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'
"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, surgery, operate, operation, operations, organ, organs, transplant, transplants, organ donor, organ donors, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
"I'm leaving my ankles to science."
"Anything from the organ cart today, Mr. Harrelson?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, nurse, nurses, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, organ donor, organ donors, patient, patients, old, old age, elder, elders, elderly, old people, old man
"Fortunately, we have an excellent selection!"
Tags:organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, organ transplant, organ transplants, operation, operations, surgery, in surgery, surgical operation, surgical operations, get well soon, headless, headlessness, beheaded, beheading, silver lining, silver linings, positivity, positive attitudes, positive attitude, positive outlook, positive outlooks, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons