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"Note to team: set your sights higher when formulating the mission statement."
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Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.
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'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'
"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."
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'Shouldn't we refer to visits to out website as something other than hits?'
I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.
'Let's start with an x-ray of your organisation culture.'
"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"
Tags:castle, castles, history, historical, historic, historical monument, historical monuments, historical building, historical buildings, government, government, national trust, national trusts, heritage, organisation, organisations, organization, organizations, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, horror, fantasy, security, security guard, security guards, guard, guards, protection, protected, preservation, conservation, historic conservation, historic preservation, landmark, landmarks, attacked, attacking
'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'
Things to do: Make 'things to do' list.
Densa - We take anyone.
'In the ineterest of overcoming my reluctance to delegate, starting Monday i want you to do all my worrying for me.'
'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'
'This is all very clever, Mr. Quigley, but there was a court ruling years ago that marriages can't be classified as non-profit organizations.'
National Apathy Society: Come in or Whatever.
'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'
When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.
"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."
'Sometimes, I feel that we may be a bit out of touch with our employees.'
'No, you weren't demoted, we just created a number of new positions above you.'
National Apathy Society
'Unless I'm misinterpreting the signs gentleman we are fast approachign the status of a non profit organization.'
"Get it right, Ms McRae. It takes two to tango, it takes 329 to quango!"