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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'It's an organ rejection form letter!'
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
Organ Exchange Bank
"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."
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"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."
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'I have no idea what that thing is either...'
'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
'They wanted to meet you. This is the family of 'Mongo,' the pig who donated the valve to you.'
'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'
"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."
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"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, reading of the will, will, wills, testament, testaments, asset, assets, money, executor, executors, heir, heirs, beneficiary, beneficiaries, medicine, medical, organ, organs, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, transplant, transplants, desirable, death, probate, estate, estates, inheritance
Organ Donor Card
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"Call the organ bank and tell them that we're ready for tonight's pickup!"
"I just love it when you get off on Cole Porter!"
'I see you've listed your assets as totaling 100,000, but that's based on counting the street value of your organs,'
"Take me to you liver."
Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.
Tags:appendix, body, organ, bodies, organs, rupture, ruptured, hitchhike, hitchhikes, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, america, usa, united states, kentucky, state, states, purpose, purposes, reject, rejected, rejection, road, roads, useless, search, searching, look, looks, looking, ride, rides, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I always wondered who got my transplant."
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"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."
Tags:organ, organs, baroque music, teen, teens, teenager, music fan, music fans, musician, musicians, french baroque, youthful rebellion, classical music, classical musician, musical taste, musical tastes, organ music, organ player, organ players, discriminating taste, teenage rebel, teenage rebels, rebellious phase, rebellious phases, phase, phases, classical, classical music
Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...
'Lemonade And Kidneys'
Tags:money making, money, make money, get rich quick, organ donors, organ donation, donation, donor, donors, organ, organs, kidney, kidneys, kidney failure, donations, stand, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, cooler, coolers, ice box, ice boxes, enterprise, young enterprise, enterprising, medical, medical salesmen, sales, salesmen, salesman, hawking, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, strange, combination, combined, combinations, kid, kids, child, children, pocketmoney, pocket money
"My heart is healthy, but my liver is shot to hell."
Tags:heart, hearts, liver, livers, organ, organs, shot to hell, health problem, health problems, medical problem, medical problems, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, health problem, health problems, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, physical, physicals, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, organ failure, organ failures