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"Ah, Harding—perhaps you can give us some input from the straight community."
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A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
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"Welcome to orientation."
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"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."
Tags:counterculture, countercultures, rebel, rebels, corporate culture, corporate world, corporation, corporations, big corporation, big corporations, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, new job, new jobs, introduction, introductions, initiation, initiations, initiated, orientation, orientations
"This is where they keep the corporate ladder."
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"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."
'I've been disorientated since my employee orientation program.'
"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"
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'You are supposed to be here.'
"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."
'Freshfields are spending three weeks telling staff about the benefits of working there.'
"Welcome to the tank. Just relax and swim around. But no backstroke or they'll flush you so fast your head will spin. Literally."
"Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! But first direct your attention to Brendan as he goes over some housekeeping items."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"
"East West, Up, Down."
"I don't remember if I told the new coworker about the no-extra-hours policy."
"... and for sport we've got a spittoon."
'Somebody must be watching us.'
"'Wandering Albatross' is what humans call us. In fact, I know exactly where I'm going at all times..."
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'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'
'Not only is this the shortest runway I've ever seen it's also the widest!'
'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'
Two dots looking at a sign that says 'You Are Here.'
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
Lost in the desert.