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"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."
"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"
'Freshfields are spending three weeks telling staff about the benefits of working there.'
"Welcome to the tank. Just relax and swim around. But no backstroke or they'll flush you so fast your head will spin. Literally."
"Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! But first direct your attention to Brendan as he goes over some housekeeping items."
"East West, Up, Down."
"I don't remember if I told the new coworker about the no-extra-hours policy."
"... and for sport we've got a spittoon."
'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
Lost in the desert.
'So, let's see. I've shown you your work cubicle, the staff canteen, the rest room, your parking space... Oh, yeah. And that's the naughty corner.'
'I'm still experimenting with my moral orientation.'
"My assistant will give the new employee orientation which is showing you where the bathroom is located."
GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?
Orientation: Welcome to Hell