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'That's a nice gift, Bobby, but I asked for SHIP in a bottle.'
Tags:matryoshka, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, doll, dolls, nested doll, nested dolls, eulogy, coffin, coffins, death, dead, died, dying, die, funeral, funerals, bereavement, bereaved, eulogy, eulogies, pay respects, visual gag, visual joke, remembrance, ornament, ornaments, trinket, trinkets, tat
A mounted fish eats a man's arm
'See, Baldwin? It's all about finding your niche.'
"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
Tags:manager, managers, management, firing, fired, fire, fires, lay off, lay-offs, laid off, birds and the bees, birds and bees, animal, animals, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, phrase, phrases, literal, literality, literally, bird, birds, bee, bees, heron, herons, owl, owls, parrot, parrots, desk, desk job, desk jobs, desk jockey, desk jockeys, cubicle, cubicles, personalisation, personalised, personalized, personalization, toy, toys, decoration, decorate, decorated, decorations, ornament, ornaments, warning, warnings, boss, talking to, getting a talking to, parental, paternal
Tags:descent, descending, store, stores, shop, shops, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, garbage, antique, tat, bric a brac, ornament, ornaments, knick knacks, knick-knacks, useless, comparing, comparison, level, levels, junk, gimmick, gimmicks, bits and bobs, bits-and-bobs, gewgaw, gewgaws, collecting, collects, hoard, hoards, hoarding
"When Dads Were Dads"
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parenting, parents, parental, trauma, kid, kids, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, masculine, manly, manly man, man's man, men, man, masculinity, toxic masculinity, furniture, human furniture, ornament, ornaments, child, children, tv, television, couch potato, bad parent, pad parenting
'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'
"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."
Fishbowl Outhouse Outhouse Aerator
The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess
Tags:comic strip, comic strips, comic book, comic books, comic, comics, christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, xmas tree, xmas trees, xmas, xmases, christmases, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, formal attire, formal wear, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, cotillion, cotillions, party, parties
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Tags:lawn, lawns, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, catalogue, catalogues, mail-order, magazine, magazines, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, cut back, cutting back, excessive, consumerism
'Why can't we just have gnomes like everyone else?'
"I didn't raise you to steal tacky c**p."
Tags:theft, thief, thieves, thieving, steal, stealing, crimes, criminal, criminals, petty crime, petty crimes, petty theft, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, raising kids, raising children, tack, tacky, junk, rubbish, bric a brac, bric-a-brac, ornament, ornaments, breaking and entering, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, swag, swag bag, swag bags, loot, looting, bad quality, materialism, materialistic
Businessman As A Weather Vane
Tags:farmer, farming, rural, country, countryside, midwest, in the sticks, farm, farms, farmers, farm life, barn, barns, she, sheds, country side, country, weather, weathervane, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, suits, worlds collide, culture clash, clash, clash of ideals, ornaments, vane, wind, rude joke, weathercock
"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."
Tags:flower, flowers, design, low effort, effort, efforts, decor, minimal, minimalism, decorating, decorations, ornament, ornaments, public relations, pr, p.r., p.r, public relation, lobby, lobbies, foyer, foyers, reception, receptions, receptionist, vase, vases, floral arrangement, flower arrangement, offices, office, businessmen, business, suit, suits, men
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.
Tags:christmas trees, christmas tree, hunter, hunters, hunting, tree stands, hunt, hunting, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, decoration, decorations, tree stand, ornaments, hunting, reynolds unwrapped, festive season, festive period, deer stand, deer stands, deer hunter, deer hunters, deer hunting
"This is what we in the trade call 'garbage'..."
'Alice, what's the matter now?'
'i'd forgotten I had a dining room table in here.'
Netsukes of New York.
Tags:netsuke, netsukes, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, fashion, art, style, accessory, accessories, toggle, toggles, japan, japanese, ornament, ornaments, pigeon, pigeons, crouton, croutons, superintendent, superintendents, rat, rats, monkey, monkeys, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, waiter, waiter, loquat, loquats, policeman, policemen, police, cop, cops, police office, police officers, turtle, turtles
'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'
'Indiana, you old fool - that's not a valuable artifact and we're not in an ancient temple. We're at a garage sale and that's a tacky knickknack.'