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'He's started hanging around ever since he found out orthopaedic means bones!'
'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'
"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."
'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'
"Mom said you threw your back out. Don't you need it anymore?"
"You know, Fred didn't have that hump until he was always slumped over that computer."
'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'
"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"
"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."
'Lifting palm trees! Hmm - it seems you have a desert island disc injury.'
'Doctor, I need you to look at something.'
Orthopaedics clinic - "The 3 most important things in my business are dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'
Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery
Man on crutches sees door with 'Jammed Knees', handles says 'Please Pull My Leg'.
"Would you like anything else for your birthday that doesn't have the word 'orthopedic' in it?"