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'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
'He's started hanging around ever since he found out orthopaedic means bones!'
'That's my trick knee.'
"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."
"Do you have anything with more back support?"
"You need orthopedic brake shoes"
"Mom said you threw your back out. Don't you need it anymore?"
'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'
'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'
'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'
"Have you considered spinal fusion?"
"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."
'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'
'Wow, one hundred knee reconstructions: You're going to make me way richer!'
'This hat is more expensive because it's orthopedic.'
"We had to put three screws in his neck and a steel plate in his head."
"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."