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'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'
'He's started hanging around ever since he found out orthopaedic means bones!'
'That's my trick knee.'
"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."
Tags:orthopedic, orthopedics, orthopaedic, orthopaedics, orthopedic surgeon, orthopedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgeon, orthopaedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgery, orthopaedic surgeries, orthopedic surgery, orthopedic surgeries, spare rib, spare ribs, dine out, dines out, dining out, eating out, injury, injuries
'You might need rotator cuff surgery, but let's just try not throwing money at problems for 6-8 weeks first, senator.'
"Do you have anything with more back support?"
"Mom said you threw your back out. Don't you need it anymore?"
Tags:kid, kids, back injury, back injuries, back pain, back pains, back problem, back problems, thrown back, thrown backs, family life, family-life, dad, dads, father, fathers, expression, expressions, literal translation, orthopedic, orthopedics, orthopaedics, orthopaedic, surgeon, surgeons, spine, spines, taking things literally, waste, medical condition, medical problems
'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'
"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."
Tags:orthopedists, hip replacement, hip replacements, doctors, doctor, orthopedics, orthopedist, hips, hip, rabbit rabbits, bunnies, bunny, animals, animal, easter, cottontail, diagnosis, hip problem, hip problems, active lifestyle, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons
"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"
"I want you to pay your bill, but I refuse to do any arm twisting."
Dog Doctor goes to door that says "Bone Scans"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, doctor, dog doctor, vet, veterinarian, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, broken bone, broken bones, orthopedist, canines, doctors, dog doctors, vets, veterinarians, bone scans, bones, orthopedics, orthopedists, bone doctors, x-rays, scans, broken bones, health, healthcare, medical, hospitals, pets, animals, medical doctors, specialists, medical specialists
"You know, Fred didn't have that hump until he was always slumped over that computer."
Tags:camel, camels, hunchback, hunchbacks, medical problem, medical problems, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, office work, desk worker, desk workers, back problem, back pain, back injury, back injuries, back problems, orthopedic surgery, orthopaedic surgery, orthopaedics, orthopedics
'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'
The Cello Victims
'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'
"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."
Tags:orthopaedic, orthopedics, orthopaedics, orthopedic, medicine, medicines, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, door-to-door, door to door, salesmen, salesman, sales people, career, careers, career plan, career plans, career advancement, career change, career changes, foot in the door, broken bone, broken bones, broken foot, broken feet
'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'
Tags:birds, hedgehogs, doctors, birds, bone density, bone densities, medicines, medical test, medical tests, medical exam, medical exams, medical examination, medical examinations, orthopaedic, orthopedic, orthopaedics, orthopedics, bone specialist, bone specialists, bird, hedgehog, doctor, test, bone, density, low, prognosis, medicine, arthritis
Man on crutches sees door with 'Jammed Knees', handles says 'Please Pull My Leg'.
Lady to beat up husband: 'Wasn't that nice that my self-defense class signed your cast?'
'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''
"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."
Tags:itchy, itchy cast, itchy casts, itching, itched, itches, itchiness, itchyness, ichy, head games, broken leg, broken legs, cast, casts, leg cast, leg casts, crutch, crutches, bones, bone, recovery, recoveries, radiology, radiologist, radiologists, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, orthopedics, orthopedic, orthopedic, broken bone, broken bones
"Would you like anything else for your birthday that doesn't have the word 'orthopedic' in it?"
Tags:orthopedics, orthopaedics, orthopaedics surgeon, orthopaedics surgeons, orthopaedics surgery, orthopedics surgeon, orthopedics surgery, oprthoedics surgeons, birthday, birthdays, present, presents, gift, gifts, wish list, wish lists, musculoskeletal system, degenerative disease, degenerative diseases, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old age, old-age
"Gary had a knee replacement. He replaced it with a cup holder."
Tags:wives, wife, husbands, husband, neighbors, neighbor, knees, knee, knee replacement, cups, cup, cup holder, medical, orthopedics, surgery, orthopedics, neighbour, neighbours, knee replacements, knees, knee surgery, knee surgeon, knee surgeons, couch potato, couch potatoes, couch-potato, couch-potatoes