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The Pie Chart of Mystery
"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."
'You might need rotator cuff surgery, but let's just try not throwing money at problems for 6-8 weeks first, senator.'
"Your weight is one of the reasons your knees need replacing, so replacing them with pizza wouldn't be wise."
"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."
"Knee replacement? Can I have it replaced with chocolate?"
"Well, the x-rays show you have a little arthritis in your hands, but mostly they're just poorly drawn."
"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."
"I want you to pay your bill, but I refuse to do any arm twisting."
Dog Doctor goes to door that says "Bone Scans"
'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'
"You have braces, young man. Next Halloween, no super sticky candy."
"Does it make my sacrum look big?"