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Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves
Tags:sport, sports, mountaineer, mountaineering, climb, climbers, climbing, bouldering, boulders, free climb, abseil, abseiling, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, health and safety, hse, osha, safe, safety, health, literature
'Have you seen that new safety inspector anywhere lately?'
'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'
'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'
'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'
'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '
'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'
Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.
'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'
Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.
'Bill, the idea is to hit the nails.'
Not A Drill
"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."
Tags:osha, occupational safety and health administration, health & safety, health and safety, trojan horse, iliad, homer, classics, classicist, classicists, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, trojan war, safety regulation, safety regulations, fine, fines, federal regulations, surprise attack, surprise attacks
"Moses carried forty pound tablets down the mountain with no back brace? Where was OSHA?"
Tags:10 commandments, ten commandments, religious law, religious laws, religious rule, religious rules, mount sinai, ark of the covenant, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, stone tablet, stone tablets, moses, occupational safety and health administration, osha, health and safety, health & safety
"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
Risk Management Corp -- 'Mr. Sorely will see you now.'
'It's the union on line one, Mr LeGree. and OSHA on line two...'
At the OSHA Test Kitchen they eat pheasant under safety glass.
Always wear a safety harness
'Wow. You're really selling all these power tools for only $25?'
Warning! The machinery at this plant is old & dangerous! Work here at risk of life and limb - OSHA: 'Sorry, but we only hire illiterates!'
'Maybe I should check the fumes on this new batch of wallpaper paste.'
'It's an old work injury.'
Hard & Soft Hat Areas
'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'