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"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."
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'Ooh, that's better!'
"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."
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'Look at your father. See what happens when lift with your back instead of your legs?'
Man's contortions hurt his back.
'I think I've diagnosed your problem. It's your funny bone!'
Looking After Your Back.
'Hah! ? you think you've got lower back pain?'
'I have a sore-neck you see: I can't turn my head more than 170 degrees at the moment...'
"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."
"I'm fed up with Notre Dame - I've decided to go straight."
"It looks like you have an inflamed back."
"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"
The Spine Center
'Same time next week then?'
'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'
'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'
Faith-Based Chiropractic Care
'How's this for coincidence - we all share the same osteopath!'
'I've got a good mind to sue that chiropractor!'
"That's really bad for your posture, you know?"
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