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Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'
'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'
Tags:kentucky fried, ostrich, fast food, fast foods, chicken, chickens, variation, variations, exotic food, exotic foods, ostriches, eat, eats, eating, branch out, branches out, branching out, knockoff, knockoffs, ripoff, ripoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, rip-off, rip-offs, fast food chain, fast food chains
An ostrich puts its head in cement shoes.
Tags:cement shoes, mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, dock, docks, mafia, mafia hit, mafia hits, killing, killer, killers, ostrich, ostriches, head in the sand, heads in the sand, denial, in denial, cliche, cliches, whacked, murder, murders, murdering, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms
"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests
"There's a very good chance he's dead."
An ostrich sticks its head in the sand and then out of a nearby kangaroo's pouch.
"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."
'Is climate change a problem?'
"The resolution has been made and seconded that we stick our heads in the sand."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, ostrich, ostriches, bird, birds, business, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, board member, board members, chairman, chairmen, office, offices, office life, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, motion, motions, stick your head in the sand, bury your head in the sand, have your head in the sand, ignoring, hiding, avoiding, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
Not my business...
Skeptics of Global Warming.
'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'
Can't bear any news concerning Trump
Tags:head in the sand, ostrich, ostriches, news, media, cant bear, cant stand, ignoring the news, ignore the news, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies, modern politics, politics, politician
Ostrich has head in sand to watch TV set
'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'
"It's cool – God told us to!"
Tags:noah, noahs ark, ark, great flood, genesis, bible story, bible stories, biblical story, biblical stories, bible, biblical, gods word, gods orders, animal, animals, walk the plank, walking the plank, hippo, hippos, hippopotamus, hippopotamuses, lion, lions, pig, pigs, ostrich, ostriches, bird, birds, god, religion, religions, christianity, religious justification
One size fits all store.
Thinner Thighs in 30 Days
'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'
An ostrich with its head buried, smoking under the sand, next to a No Smoking sign.
"I want you to play a bigger role in the day-to-day operations of ignoring the obvious."
Tags:ignore, ignores, ignoring, ignore the obvious, ignoring the obvious, promotion, promotions, manager, managers, head in the sand, ostrich, ostriches, bigger role, bigger roles, management role, management roles, managing, day-to-day operations, greater involvement, executive, executives, chief executive, chief executives, uninterested, disinterested, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, peter principle
You've got to quit sneaking up on us like that!"
Tags:ostrich, ostriches, head in the sand, myth, myths, heads in the sand, startle, startles, startling, startled, scare, scares, scared, scaring, sneaking up, sneaked up, sneak up, sneaks up, waiter, waiters, dining out, dine out, dines out, eating out, eat out, eats out, fancy dinner, fancy dinners
Ostrich with head covered in oil. Oil spraying out of the hole he's just had his head in.
'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'