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"Nonsense, Jay – my wife's ballet loses far more money than your wife's little theater company."
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"Darling, you complete me!"
'It's your other 0.5.'
"I'm looking for my other half and I'm sorry, but you're not it."
"How's your old lady?"
She was a left hand that didn't know what her right hand was doing.
"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."
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"I'm recently separated from my significant other half."
'This is Jan. My better half.' 'Really, Tom... More like two-thirds.'
"You just keep me around to fill in the gaps in your persona."
STILL LIVES - Apple half: 'Hi, I'd like you to meet the other half...'
"Who's going to finish your sentences?"
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'So this must be the little lady.'
'I had a nightmare last night of a world made up of clones of my wife!'
'I'd like you to meet my hilarious sidekick.'
Christmas gift ideas for that very special man.
'It's Mr. Rendles and his 'bitter half'.'
'It's a long story...'
'Hi Folks! Just thought we'd drop by and see how the other half lives.'
'I want you to know that you would complete me, if I actually believed in all that crap.'
Wife t-shirt; RE, hubby in bar: PENT: 'Oh-oh! My better half1:
"There goes my better half..."
'Actually thursday'll be a perfect time to come by Penny. That way you'll finally get the chance to meet my other half.'
'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'