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The First Stairs
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"I have more underneath."
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"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."
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Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer
"That's just my husband taking a shower. We have very hard water."
"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"
"Well, maybe next time you'll listen when Mommy tells you not to run with a porcupine."
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New yoga position.
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'Never heard that before.'
'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)
Big man scared at the dentist's.
The last thesaurus: 1. Ouch; 2. Ooh; 3. Aargh.
'Use a tool? I'm not a chimpanzee or a crow, woman...OUCH!'
'The thing that went 'BANG' in the night? Don't worry, it was my dad...'
'Whether it's fear biting, dominance biting or explorer mouth, he's drawing blood!'
"Ouwth! Bid my toug"
Frog gets the Fly. Ouch
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
Stepping on clown's shoe...
The 'Mystery Pain 'game