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'Before sending these ideas I have to the boss, run them past legal, my Ouija board and my magic 8 ball.'
"It's like texting, but for dead people."
"I'll check and see if he's available."
"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."
Ouija board speaks recorded options
"We'll start by typing in - IS THERE ANYBODY THERE - then click SEARCH" (Modern day seance using laptops)
"It's the only way we can get through to them!"
'...and where did you bury the bone?'
'No news from the after-world. He must not have gotten there yet.'
Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.
"Right about here. This is when HR abandoned its hiring process in favor of consulting the Ouija board."